Hey, losers, I'm probably out doing something amazing, so leave a message, and I'll try to get back to you. Or just think really loudly at me. I'll hear it. BEEP.
i'm a super powerful telepath obviously i've heard the buzz [This would imply that he knows because he reads minds. He literally just saw a post on the network by some guy saying something weird is happening.]
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(TXT) ⇁ TABLET (sry for slow tags btw! im not dead, just have gnarly covid brain fog)
what kinda bad you thinking?
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at least i won't be bored
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you tell me if some big scary monster tries munching on your brain ok?
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hehe i like that!
if my bullets cant, i will. ;)
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hold on im about to change your life
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ಠ_ಠ
(ง'̀-'́)ง
just to get you started. youre welcome
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) this will be me when i wait for u to blow a monster's brain to pieces. HA HAHA
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凸(¬‿¬)凸 ← me @ brain eating monster
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i learned this one from someone else.
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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
table flipping is a classic
❀ܓ(。◠ ꇴ ◠。 ) look i got you a flower
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oh, thank u (⋈◍>◡<◍)。✧♡
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(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡ oh hey you dropped this
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but the answer is only to really cool girls
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ill take the heart then! (✿’◡˘)♡
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guess im a pretty lucky guy too huh?
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you know a lot of non-boring guys?
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just one other guy.
everyone else i knew were super old adults.