Hey, losers, I'm probably out doing something amazing, so leave a message, and I'll try to get back to you. Or just think really loudly at me. I'll hear it. BEEP.
look buddy i'm sure jinx would appreciate the whole "chivalry isn't dead" shtick but you're coming off kinda desperate. if you wanna ask her out then ask her. seems like she's pretty pissed at me and i'm not about being a third wheel.
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hey remind me, why do we have beef? drawing a blank over here
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about you ditching a certain girl, leaving her hanging for months, and then showing up without so much as an apology
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look buddy i'm sure jinx would appreciate the whole "chivalry isn't dead" shtick but you're coming off kinda desperate. if you wanna ask her out then ask her. seems like she's pretty pissed at me and i'm not about being a third wheel.
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I don't wanna hook up with her!!
the fuck is wrong with you
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1) i didn't say "hook up with her" i said "ask her out." that's a venn diagram, not a circle, you troglodyte.
2) you were the one simping pal
3) the fuck is wrong with dating jinx???
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2. I'M NOT
3. nothing??? just not my thing
wait a minute, why am I the one making excuses here?? you should be the one explaining yourself, not me!!
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can you even read, dumbass?
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read between the lines
[You're too easy, Ragna!!]
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change of plans
screw talking, once I find you, I'm kicking your teeth in
AND you still owe her an apology
[ Since they got, uh, a little sidetracked. ]
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okay okay. no more jokes. time for real talk.
with respect? mind your own damn business. jinx is a big girl, and you're not doing her any favors being her white-knighting little attack dog.
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let's just keep it simple, then
if you ever hurt her again, I'll rip your goddamn limbs off
got it?